The News in Canada

The police state is raging in Canada, seething police creeping after preachers and churches. Canadians are flying their flags upside down from Canada as a distress signal. Their Prime minister, who looks like the spitting image of Fidel Castro, is being forced by Q team to grow the beard to show it.

Fortunately, out of the chaos there’s been discovery. A company has solved a pressing problem in Canada by making a new type of hoodie. Unfortunately, their hoodie has already been called “not normal.”

People are somehow still watching a network that doesn’t provide any basis in reality and maybe that’s the reason.